WowoweeTV.Com's Miss US-Philippine ASF beauty pageant

Welcome to the original WowoweeTV.Com's Miss US-Philippine ASF beauty pageant contest™!

I think it's about time we've all realized that the ASF are more than just a flaw of pure talent. Time and time again, people compliment the ASF faster than you can spell "beautiful;" that's because they are. Here's the unprecedented beauty pageant contest allowing you all to cast your vote for your wonderful, all-time / personal ASF favorite.

Results will be done as is (according to all YOUR votes, not mine), no cheats, no acceptions. So if your favorite ASF didn't make it, tough luck.

Just like any other pageant contest, the winner will be officially crowned WowoweeTV.Com's Miss US-Philippine ASF Pageant of 2007. The ones who lost will still be awarded with a respectable crown; after all we love the ASF regardless, right? Right.

So are one of these ASFs the sunlight in your universe? Enough talk and cast your vote.

NOTE: This "contest" is intended for entertainment purposes only. So for that, I see no reason why you should get wildly upset because your favorite one didn't win. They win regardless (look at the consolation prizes below).

All ASF are qualified by fan popularity (meaning those with a good number of fans enough to be recognized by everyone). Any new ASF members whose recognition and/or popularity grew during this contest will be qualified for next year's contest.

Lastly, if you copy/imitate this idea of mine, I will find you; no wait..SUE you.

ASF Pageant Contest Finals results (Round 4): Week 8

The Final Showdown

Aiko wins!

Milagring vs. Aiko: final results

Well Aiko has been leading since the start of this contest by miles far away..well not miles, more like LIGHT YEARS far away. Congratulations Aiko!

As for you Milagring, if anyone hasn't said it yet, I'll say it: you are wonderful, without a doubt. You know your fans would agree with me. Congrats to you for being wonderful!

ASF beauty pageant bracket: Final standings

Round 1
Round 2
Round 3
Finale
Round 3
Round 2
Round 1

ASF Pageant bracket: Final standings

ASF Pageant Queen sash
Congrats Aiko!
(Credits to Jud for making this world-ruling poster.)

Rules of conduct when meeting/greeting Queen Aiko:

  1. Wash your hands and face thoroughly; freshening breath is optional. Make sure you look presentable.
  2. Approach the Queen with a straight face. Any smirking/smiling is prohibited (you're meeting a queen, remember that).
  3. Stand approximately 3 3/4 feet away in front of the Queen, arms and hands down with both feet together.
  4. Kneel down. Then place both hands on top of your lap.
  5. Gradually bend your upper body down, in the form of taking a bow. If you overdo the bow, you'll lose your balance/center of gravity.

That should do it. By the way, if you screw up on this special greeting, it's a sign of complete disrespect. Take the time to get the hang of this greeting. You all voted for her to be Queen right? Then don't disrespect the Queen!! Make her feel proud and happy.


As for the other ASF pageants, same rules of conduct apply; negate the kneeling down though. So the bowing should look similar to the bow martial artists would do prior to training/combat.

Like Queen Aiko, make your ASFs feel proud and happy. They all are talented and flawless - they add the word "light" in "the light of my life," they can kick just about anyone's ass in dancing, and above all: they're BEAUTIFUL.

Don't take the ASF for granted; they are there for us. Honor them, as they are the greatest group ever bestowed upon humanity.

And to anyone who disagrees with this/who hates the ASF, I sure hope your life insurance is paid in full as we'll give you one last time to say your last prayers. Think we're kidding? Try us.

2007 ASF pageant results: